The Arcane Artifacts Shop (NOW HIRING)

-waits for customers-

*walks in*

Hello there sir, how can I help you?

i would like soul burning bullets....and and do you have an elemental add on to a axe liek this....(like makes it have a elemental touch to it)

*puts axe on table*

The bullets would be 2500 for a pack the axe would be 65000 for a doom fire augement/

ok ill take the bullets and i want freezing augement....

*puts 63000 for them both*

Heres the bullets and it will take 3 hours for the augmentation.-goes off to the back-

*takes bullets then sits donw*

-3 hours later- Haha that joey and chandler.Well now that my FRIENDS marathon's over I can get to work on ur axe -smiles-

*is asleep*

-in one minute I finish it and slam it down near ur pelvis smiling- All done SIR!

*wakes up and takes it putting in my axe as my axe glows a icy blue*

thx....

No problem...

*replaces bullets then leaves*

...bored -gets out the pick of destiny and begins to play a song-

*appears*

hey....i got a coupon....

*slams it on desk*

now gimme

-looks at the coupon- okay that will be 25000 your lucky you got a good deal their usually 36000 -gets them out- and as a frequent customer heres your complementarly box of donuts. -smiles-

hmmm im not stupid the sign out side says everything half price so the coupon made it mroe than halfprice....

fine just gimme 10000

*gives you the money*

Thanks pleasure doing buisness and here ur donuts -passes them to him-

-is driving past in car and looks out the window- -cough- black hearts cheap lol
-drives off at 5 times the traffic speed-

*eats them then takes my bullets leaving*

Yall come back now ya here. and bring more buisness.

-walks in- i need some custom and realy strong and explosive bullets please? how much?